Getting divorced?

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The brass tag reads: "Bury the past and move on to a new tomorrow."

Personally, I could see removing the tag and replacing it with one that reads something like:
"'Til Death do us part--Will you marry me?"  Hey, it would have worked on me, but I can see that a lot of women may have issues with it.  :)

Got the hearse!

So I FINALLY got a hearse, and isn't she gorgeous!  A 1973 Cadillac in amazing condition, and almost entirely original.  By the way, her name is Shirley.

The awesome front.  How would you like to see this coming at ya at full speed?

"They're coming for you, Barbara."  :)

Nice rear, huh?

The Miller-Meteor tag.

The windshield wiper controls are on the DOOR!

The seats are in excellent condition.

The design on the inside along the sides...where the coffin goes.

A shot of the tires.  Because men always ask about the tires.

I bought this a couple of weeks ago at Homegoods, because it's Halloweeny AND has a cat on it, since I'm a crazy cat lady.  This is going to be my new breakfast cereal bowl.

I got a couple of these several years ago and deep them hanging in the living room year-round.  They're battery powered so no fear of fire, and they are very convincing.

Got this last weekend.  Now, I'm not into glitter, but I love crows and I love skulls, and this fellow is just so dapper that I had to have him!

Picked up a couple of these at Michael's.  I won't be using them for seating but to let everyone know what creepy foods they're about to eat.  The mummy dogs are a staple at our annual party!  I'll have to post the recipe for everyone.  They're super-easy, even for me (I don't do the cooking, my husband does).